“Lunch Money” from Atlas Games is a combat/elimination card game in the spirit of “Magic the Gathering”, but themed around an elementary school playground fight. I purchased a deck of these cards many years ago (way, way back in the late 1990′s!), but the artwork on the cards was so impressive that I saw them as too pretty to play with, and so they joined their collectable comic book brethren in a series of cardboard boxes. The original box the cards came in has taken a beating over the years and is quite dog-eared, but the cards inside are untouched and still in excellent condition. I still can’t bring myself to bend or shuffle any of them, so I’ll need to buy a couple of newer decks and keep the playable and ‘for-looking-at’ cards separate, or simply find the smartphone app equivalent and not have to worry about bent corners and fingerprint erosion at all.
This is the one and only DTG printing of a design that was inspired by all the smokers I know, all of whom stand around puffing away as they vocally muse about the fact that smoking is bad for them. The garment part is a lightweight, men’s large black tee with printing on front only. The design part sat ignored on Zazzle.com for a little over a year as all of the ladies tank tops, with nothing more than pink ribbons printed beneath the phrase I came up with btw, selling like wildfire around it. I’ve since pulled the design from the web, making this example the only one of it’s kind. I think I’ll drop it off in the cancer ward of a nearby hospital and make it useful, finally.
- Back in the day, before his Burger Highness became a creeping Voorhees-esque visage of sandwich pushing evil, he was a rather talkative magician who ran with an entire posse of marketable characters that lived under his rule. The member of his crew depicted on the calculation wheel above is the Wizard of Fries, a robot who’s primary unit of measure was french fries, which it based all computations and results in and around. On this particular paper punch-out toy from the Wizard’s heyday, it shows us how to subtract all numbers between and including 1-12., making this an invaluable tool for anyone lacking the skills necessary to comprehend their own fingers well enough to count them.





